dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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