I can feel you judging me through the phone.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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