And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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