she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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