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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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