Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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