question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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