I just cut my nipple shaving
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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