Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
the liver wants what the liver wants
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
