youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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