What a fucking waste of an outfit
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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