Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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