i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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