I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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