Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
