she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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