You're a womanizer and a bitch.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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