All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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