am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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