You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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