Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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