How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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