we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
