so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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