Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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