Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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