he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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I'm at about main and main street
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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