I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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