Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I pour the whiskey from now on
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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