Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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