question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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