I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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