she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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