I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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