he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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