I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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