normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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