I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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