He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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