the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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