CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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