She went from zero to smokin in five shots
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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