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(323): View more from California

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

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(303): View more from Colorado

Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.

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(330): View more from Ohio

We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

(330): View more from Ohio

Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.

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(480): View more from Arizona

oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.

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(567): View more from Ohio

If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke

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