finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
