in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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