He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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