she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
no you cant smoke seaweed
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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