Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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