don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
