I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least ๐
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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