Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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