I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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