i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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