i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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