so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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