I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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