Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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